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→ 26 Dec 11 at 4 pm
→ 26 Dec 11 at 4 pm
First World Tweets of the Day: SA Goon Jon “Johnny ‘DocEvil’ Titanium” Hendren — who most recently convinced Smash Mouth frontman Steve Harwell to eat a whole bunch of eggs for charity — spent his holiday weekend using his popular Twitter account to catalog the Christmas complaints of Twits who were pissed off at Santa for not bringing them a car or the Apple product of their choice.
Click here for more put upon first world children bemoaning their lack of a White iPhone Christmas.
[@garannm.]
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baysee reblogged this from therealfirstworldproblems and added:
dumb shits of our generation. they should all be sterilized so that their retarded genes don’t get passed on
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These children have been shown that entitlement is the best path to take. I wish I could show them how meaningless their...
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This is our society
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harleenquinzelsupervillian reblogged this from amisometimes and added:
Wow. i don’t want an iphone. i’m grateful with what i got!
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amisometimes reblogged this from theclearlydope and added:
Oh, our society.
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elsarge28 reblogged this from hydrospanner and added:
You got a car. Sorry dude. Life can be tough. You might actually have to work for shit. Damn!!! All us working assholes...
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hydrospanner reblogged this from thewhiteststripeyouknow and added:
This is hilarious. Especially considering the fact that I DID get an iPhone. I actually NEEDED a phone though because my...
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thewhiteststripeyouknow reblogged this from jeanfromlastnight and added:
Wow. That’s…pretty disgusting. Especially the car one.
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osanna25 reblogged this from themindofnene and added:
This is like a disease that is contagious and spreading quickly. I still have my crappy old phone and I’m still alive :)...
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